You: a lost soul, floundering through the universe—knocking into end tables, accidentally replying all to emails, forgetting your best friend’s birthday two years in a row.
Me: a free-flowing font of advice, solutions, and serenity.
Thank you, my bumbly flock, for wending your improbable way to my newsletter. I’m having a great time reading your submissions. If you already sent one in, keep an eye out for a response in the coming weeks. If not, don’t let that sizzling-hot question burn a hole in your head: submit it anonymously, anytime, here.
My plan is to include one longer response and a handful of shorts in each newsletter. . . but you should know that I’ve very seldom stuck to a plan.
Now, without further ado—
Actually, wait! One ado more: this email probably landed in your “Promotions” tab or your spam folder, because you haven’t yet told your machines how much I mean to you. So tell your machines how special I am! Tell them I’m a priority! Tell them you don’t care if they think it’s wrong: you want to see this newsletter in your Primary inbox, society and sorting algorithms be damned. <3
K. Ado kaput.
Dear Sofia,
I don’t know how to flirt.
Dear Sofia,
Can’t focus on work some days I know nothing a big problem
Dear Sofia,
I’m moving across the country with a cat. Should I drive or fly?
Dear Sofia,
I mop the floor constantly but it’s always disgusting
Dear Sofia,
How do I know that my work I do is top class?
Thanks for reading! If you like it, tell your friends! If you hate it, tell your enemies!
And: I just made this door hanger out of a cracker box. Do you want it? Email heyyouredoinggreat@gmail.com— I’ll mail it to someone.
Hasta pronto,
S
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