Welcome back to You’re Doing Great, the world’s premium cartoon advice column! Thank you for your patience with the long hiatus. I hope you handled life as well as you could in the interim, considering. No doubt it was a bleaker existence! Did you find yourself irritable? Did you quarrel with your lover? Did you weep into your security blanket? Did you ease the pain with high fructose corn syrup and tonic? Well, your danger days are over: here I am, to guide you back to the light.
Also: check your email tomorrow, too, for the first installment of You’re Doing Great: TOP SECRET KEEP OUT! Edition. What is it, you ask? Find out tomorrow. Hold on to your trousers.
Dear Sofia,
How do you deal with being left out?
-Joe FOMO
I hate it when people chew loud. What should I do?
The tattoo shop below my apartment keeps hosting illegal parties after hours — and they won’t invite me
Is my arm crooked or is it just pair of scissors
That’s all for now! Remember, you can submit anonymous questions to me anytime here.
-Sofia